Today, I was watching tv while my mom was talking to me at the same time. I wasn’t really listening to what she was saying so I muted the TV to listen to her. She ended her sentence with, “so I was sitting there butt naked putting ketchup all over my body,” and then walked away. Never again will I ignore my mom when she is talking. MLIA.
11/08/2009
11/08/2009
A week or so ago, I was grading pre-tests that assessed what my students knew about magnetism before even starting the unit. One of the questions stated, “What is the function of a transformer?”, meaning something that changes voltage. A student wrote, “To defeat the Decepticons.” He’s now my favorite. MLIA
11/08/2009
11/08/2009
Yesterday, someone asked me if I would help tutor them in math. I said I would, at a charge of $20 dollars an hour. They told me that they couldn’t afford that. I then proceeded to give them the great discount of $10 for half an hour. They took the deal, our first session is next Tuesday. MLIA
11/08/2009
Today, I was drinking a glass of water and began to choke. I wondered if anyone had ever died of choking on water. My dad then told me “its called drowning.” Oh. MLIA
11/08/2009
Today, some workmen finished building a fence around my school as a safety precaution. As soon as the workers left, a fellow highschooler put up a sign that read, “Please do not feed the highschoolers.” I chose the right highschool. MLIA.
11/08/2009
A while ago I noticed that a local restaurant gives 10% off to any sports team. I gathered up my friends and we went as the local quiddich team, brooms and all. Hello 10%. MLIA.
11/08/2009
11/08/2009
Today, on the bus, I saw a little girl go up to an old man wearing an eyepatch. She asked him if he was a pirate. He silently opened up his bag and showed her a stuffed parrot, and put his finger to his lips. She nodded, and walked away. MLIA.
