December 2009
just wanna do dis all day
fuckyeahpokememe:
redsuspenders:
A woman was pregnant with triplets, 2 girls and 1...
dontknowdontcare:
noahkai:
kennethroque:
One day, she needed to go to the bank for some money, but when she got there, she arrived to find a robbery taking place.
The pregnant woman got shot by the criminal 3 times around the stomach.
When the woman went to the hospital the doctor said the triplets would be fine, but the operating would be too risky, so the bullets were left in.
16 years...
LGMH →
noahkai:
lovegivesmehope:
Earlier in the summer I was at church and the pastors were doing announcements. During the announcements, they mentioned a couple who was celebrating their wedding anniversary. It was their 75th. The husband is 102. Every one cheered for them to kiss. They made out.
LGMH →
noahkai:
lovegivesmehope:
A long time ago, I was on the verge of committing suicide when a guy came to the roof to have lunch. He saw me climbing over the railing and asked me to share his lunch with him. After receiving my puzzled look, he explained, “Everyone should die happy. Or at least with a full stomach.” We celebrated our 10th wedding anniversary last month.
Body magic.
lickystickypickyme:
While reading, eat something. Notice that the flavor vanishes as soon as you get involved with the story you’re reading? Now concentrate on your mouth, and the flavor explodes into reality. By concentrating on the text or on your mouth, you can make the flavor flash on and off.
Tune your TV to a blank station and adjust it for good “snow”. Stare into the snow. Imagine...
